BUY or SELL - Black Panthers raise their fists to the injustice of the Nebraska Longhorns and make a statement. Unfortunately this statement proves to be nothing but verbal slurs as the Longhorns mercilessly gore them from the 1st drive, proving the Black Panthers are more like yellow kitties.

BUY or SELL - Riding a wave of confidence after a strong showing vs The Hitmen, BDL gets off to a great start vs The Shockers, taking a quick lead in the opening minutes. It's then that BDL realizes they're no longer playing vs Hitmen, but Shockers. Consequently they get zapped rather than sniped, and they're so frazzled they can't recover.

BUY or SELL - After struggling mightily vs The Shockers last week, Macguyver enters the game believing they might actually have a chance this week now that Nick isn't playing QB. But even with a paper clip, blunt knives, duct tape and a huka, this Macguyver can't handle the onslaught of Hitmen's D.

BUY or SELL - In spite of their best efforts, No Punt Intended can't help but punt the ball on every position of their game vs the Centaurs, proving that you gotta bring more than intent in this league.

BUY or SELL - The Soggy Bottom Boys got roughed up in their 1st game least week, so it's not hard to guess what Balls Deep's intention is. Amazingly enough, as the game enters the waning minutes, BD ain't going deep enough on those soggy bottoms b/c they're heads are so far in the gutter, and they pay the price in the form of a huge upset.

BUY or SELL - In an unexpected turn of events, Terry gets confused 3 times through the course of this game b/c he can never remember which team he's actually playing for. The big benefactor is Sarkany Army since on those 3 confusing plays Terry gets the catch from his Haterade QB and pulls a Jim Marshall on his boys...wait, whose boys again?

BUY or SELL - The Cop-outs stake out Hormels players all week, and decide they won't be able to handle them come Sunday. So, in a concentrated effort to get another W, those sneaky cops pull over half the Hormel team on their way to the game, forcing them to forfeit.

BUY or SELL - more to come....

cont'd

BUY or SELL - After getting handled by the Longhorns last week, 6 County returns to the field with a new focus - keep your dogs away from the Puppy Stompers. Accomplishing this one goal, 6 County is abruptly reminded they also need to play some football. To the Puppy Stompers' chagrin, 6 County turns on the jets from the get-go, taking any and all stomp out of their game.

BUY or SELL - In the final game of the day, we get our second forfeit, as Macguyver totally forgets to show up for their 2nd game vs Capital Punishment. Apparently, 4 hours is just too long for their short-term memory. Of course, this W gets CP all riled up on the trashtalk board. "Watch out for some Capital Punishment!" is all the rest of us get in our ears all week.

SELL!

Great stuff especially the Capital Punishment comment cause in the future or next week or next next week Capital Punishment is gonna put things together and beat somebody!!!!!

talking trash is fun and since I like to have fun I will keep talking it. win or lose I want to have fun and I still think our team has what it takes to compete in this league. Beside it could be worse we could have 0 wins. So I'm going to stay Buy on us winning.

Are you selling on the upset prediction or the statement about your heads being in the gutter? I'll buy the latter any day of the week