Had to throw some shade your way

First off, thanks for that prediction on Man Hands! Secondly, we will be short our siiiiick QB this week, so my brother Joe will take the reigns. Could not be more excited to get our shot at No Ragrets understaffed. We have a lot more players than "Gronk", trust me. We killed Thunder Bunnies and I only had 1 catch. We have more weapons than people think. However, No Ragrets is obviously the best team.

Legion of Boom vs Thunder Bunnies - Tough game to predict. Legion of boom looks pretty solid in competitive and Thunder Bunnies have played really well in A. I predict DJ shits his pants in the 2nd half and forfeits the game to attend his dirty dirtstar. LOB 24-18

- TB 14-12. Nice work

Mythological v Always Balls Deep - Myths only convincing win came against LI stacked and they got shut out last week against CSW. Mike will pull a glute doing his extremely intense crossfit tomorrow and Jeff will be tired from staying up late seducing his new wife. Spoon will be out there trying to make plays but Spoon is only one man. Just one man.... ABD 24-6.

Myth had to play the first half a man down, so they get the benefit of the doubt. We scored 3 times in a row first half, myth came out and scored twice 2nd half at full strength and then Finke broke a 80 yard TD to finish off the game. Mike, Jeff and the team were all well spoken and awesome to play against, even if Mike did elbow our D line guy Dustin in the eye
ABD 27-13.

Donkey Punch Mafia vs LI stacked - Not sure why DPM is playing LI Stacked again with how many teams there are in B.... last result was 21-12. Provided DPM shows up, it should be similar. Lets just hope they're not all tired from staying up late watching Japanese tentacle porn. DPM 24-18.

DPM 32-13.

Maximum Effort vs X factor - I'm only going to pick Maximum Effort here because Ahmad told me he'd give me a full body rub complete with oils and a happy ending if I gave ME the nod. He even hinted at a beard ride? . So .. uh... yea, ME wins it 84-12 because Ahmad hauls in 7 touchdown passes.

ME 19-13. Hmu on the massage Ahmad <3

Man Hands vs No Ragrets - A game everyone would love to see. The top Comp team vs the Top A team. I think NR will cause Man Hands a whole lot of butthurt, and some serious damage to their egos. Their super sicc qb will have a horrendous day and their "gronking" will mean nothing as No Ragrets uses their superhuman verticals to leapfrog the receivers for interceptions. Jesus himself will come down and catch a TD for No Ragrets. Confetti will rain and Danger Zone will play loudly from a speaker that no-one can find. It will be glorious. NR 31-12.

This was going on when we were playing our 2nd game so I couldn't watch . From the score it looks like it was a close game!
NR 20-18.

Always Balls Deep vs Pylon Pythons - Doubleeee Headerrrrr. Pylon Pythons did terrible until their last 2 games where they seemingly have played very well. We'll have to rely on Goose getting in the backfield and making player #1's life hell. DJ will return from changing his pants and will cheer us on from the sideline, Pom Pom's at all. This will get put on youtube and generate 84,326 views. ABD: 19-7.

Not gonna lie, we had some small worries about their QB #1 based on his stats. We played our usual defense though and those worries were put to rest. Besides their player #7 who kept intentionally pushing me, especially from behind as I was going to catch a touchdown (people heard him telling his teammates that he was doing it on purpose) their team was good sports and fun to play. Too bad the refs think pushing someone down from behind is "going for the ball", especially in a non-contact league.
ABD 26-0.

Kekambas vs Dirty 7 - OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH who shows up to football on a SunDAY? DIR TEE SEV ENNNN. Whos gonna get beat by a com.pet.it.ive team? DIR TEE SEV ENNN. Kekambas: 18-6.

Looks like D7 flipped the script and came out with a good win. D7 28-15.

Deez Nuts 2.0 vs Multiple Scoregasms - I dont know much about Deez Nuts, but if Multiple Scoregasms holds receivers and impedes their routes every play like they did against us, they should have a pretty good chance at winning even though it didnt work against us. I'm gonna go with DZN since MS sucks balls. Also, their #16 ... nice catch bro DZN 18-12.

MS decided they didn't wanna show up and I guess didn't give anyone notice either, as DZ were ready and waiting. They asked us to play instead. We had just played our 2nd game, but we love playing football and Deez Nuts are cool bros (except Marquis ). We didnt have much left in the tank, but somehow pulled off the win.
ABD 9-6.

JOHN CEEENNNAAAAAA vs New Speed - This game is dumb, just like Hillary Clinton. New Speed: 35-6.

NS 27-14

Corn State Warriors vs Lincoln Stars - Both 3-4, both mehhhh. I think whoever drinks the most preworkout will win. If neither team does... well heres your hint. CSW 7-6.

Nice win LS, 26-21

Pho Real vs New Speed - If Pho Real has Corey, they have a chance. If not, they gonna get worked, worked, worked, worked, worked. New Speed 27-12.

Closer than I thought. NS 29-25.

Scrub Club vs Pup'N'Suds - I wanna say PnS will win it, but I really hope Scrub Club cleans house with em. Bring your A game Alex/Darell. You ugly sons of bitches. SC 21-18

Currently waiting to hear from Alex how the fk this happened, but PnS 54-3

BMS Mountain Goats vs SGI 3.0 - Get BMS a jockstrap and a cookie, because this could be interesting. Alex Moran finally decides to try because he needs some new hot bitches to bang. He comes out slow but gets a hot hand at the end. BMS pulls this off 21-18.

The goats made my prediction proud. BMS 32-13.

Blackshirts vs Squaad - Squaad gonna get beat worse than a cammed/slicks red carbureted e85 camaro vs a RX7 Blackshirts: 25-6.

Blackshirts 20-14. Holla

Project Mayhem vs NFL Legends - This should just be downright hilarious. I'm glad all the other "top" ish teams get a bye week against these guys ... NFL: 56-0.

Wasn't far off. NFL Legends 44-0.

Juke Skywalkers vs Back that pass up - Juke: 22-6.

Juke 33-25.

Alex and Darrell both didn't play for Scrub Club because they scheduled our comp game against Pho Real at the same time as that game. Both played for our New Speed team.

As for the reffing of your game, it's cute how you complain every time you don't catch the ball that it's pass interference. Was there pass interference on the 3 TD passes you dropped yesterday (the one I saw where there was nobody within 15 yards of you)? Or how about the interception you threw when you played QB or two plays?

You complained constantly about the reffing in your game against Pylon when you guys were up 21-0 for god sakes... You blew a gasket when one guys flag got pulled and the grass was too tall to find it and expected me to call a penalty on them while he was looking for it (even though the rest of your team said to wait to find the guys flag and was totally fine with the reffing the entire game).

Stop complaining constantly/making excuses for everything and people will stop getting on your case all the time.

Just so you know, face guarding is not a penalty. No wonders the refs were so annoyed with you. You wanted flags that do not exist anymore! Be an athlete and go above and beyond and get the ball