Legion of Boom vs Thunder Bunnies - Tough game to predict. Legion of boom looks pretty solid in competitive and Thunder Bunnies have played really well in A. I predict DJ shits his pants in the 2nd half and forfeits the game to attend his dirty dirtstar. LOB 24-18
Mythological v Always Balls Deep - Myths only convincing win came against LI stacked and they got shut out last week against CSW. Mike will pull a glute doing his extremely intense crossfit tomorrow and Jeff will be tired from staying up late seducing his new wife. Spoon will be out there trying to make plays but Spoon is only one man. Just one man.... ABD 24-6.
Donkey Punch Mafia vs LI stacked - Not sure why DPM is playing LI Stacked again with how many teams there are in B.... last result was 21-12. Provided DPM shows up, it should be similar. Lets just hope they're not all tired from staying up late watching Japanese tentacle porn. DPM 24-18.
Maximum Effort vs X factor - I'm only going to pick Maximum Effort here because Ahmad told me he'd give me a full body rub complete with oils and a happy ending if I gave ME the nod. He even hinted at a beard ride?
. So .. uh... yea, ME wins it 84-12 because Ahmad hauls in 7 touchdown passes.
Man Hands vs No Ragrets - A game everyone would love to see. The top Comp team vs the Top A team. I think NR will cause Man Hands a whole lot of butthurt, and some serious damage to their egos. Their super sicc qb will have a horrendous day and their "gronking" will mean nothing as No Ragrets uses their superhuman verticals to leapfrog the receivers for interceptions. Jesus himself will come down and catch a TD for No Ragrets. Confetti will rain and Danger Zone will play loudly from a speaker that no-one can find. It will be glorious. NR 31-12.
Always Balls Deep vs Pylon Pythons - Doubleeee Headerrrrr. Pylon Pythons did terrible until their last 2 games where they seemingly have played very well. We'll have to rely on Goose getting in the backfield and making player #1's life hell. DJ will return from changing his pants and will cheer us on from the sideline, Pom Pom's at all. This will get put on youtube and generate 84,326 views. ABD: 19-7.
Kekambas vs Dirty 7 - OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH who shows up to football on a SunDAY? DIR TEE SEV ENNNN. Whos gonna get beat by a com.pet.it.ive team? DIR TEE SEV ENNN. Kekambas: 18-6.
Deez Nuts 2.0 vs Multiple Scoregasms - I dont know much about Deez Nuts, but if Multiple Scoregasms holds receivers and impedes their routes every play like they did against us, they should have a pretty good chance at winning even though it didnt work against us. I'm gonna go with DZN since MS sucks balls. Also, their #16 ... nice catch bro
DZN 18-12.
JOHN CEEENNNAAAAAA vs New Speed - This game is dumb, just like Hillary Clinton. New Speed: 35-6.
Corn State Warriors vs Lincoln Stars - Both 3-4, both mehhhh. I think whoever drinks the most preworkout will win. If neither team does... well heres your hint. CSW 7-6.
Pho Real vs New Speed - If Pho Real has Corey, they have a chance. If not, they gonna get worked, worked, worked, worked, worked. New Speed 27-12.
Scrub Club vs Pup'N'Suds - I wanna say PnS will win it, but I really hope Scrub Club cleans house with em. Bring your A game Alex/Darell. You ugly sons of bitches. SC 21-18
BMS Mountain Goats vs SGI 3.0 - Get BMS a jockstrap and a cookie, because this could be interesting. Alex Moran finally decides to try because he needs some new hot bitches to bang. He comes out slow but gets a hot hand at the end. BMS pulls this off 21-18.
Blackshirts vs Squaad - Squaad gonna get beat worse than a cammed/slicks red carbureted e85 camaro vs a RX7
Blackshirts: 25-6.
Project Mayhem vs NFL Legends - This should just be downright hilarious. I'm glad all the other "top" ish teams get a bye week against these guys
... NFL: 56-0.
Juke Skywalkers vs Back that pass up - Juke: 22-6.